AWFUL MODS: Today when I was at work, a girl came in and asked me if we sell...

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Today when I was at work, a girl came in and asked me if we sell “fages.” Confused, I asked her to explain. She said “you know, fake gauges. Fages.” No no no no no. Worst term ever. Then later when I was explaining to a girl not to wear tapers as jewelry, my manager (who has ears stretched to…

If some one finds themselves attractive without having to make a lifetime commitment to a modification, then why not wear jewelry that helps them reach there aesthetic goal?